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TIO Vol 2 - Number 3

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May 2013: Experiments. Advice, and Goodbyes

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Advice and Goodbyes

We'll be back in spring, 2014.

 

 

Seven Year Limited Warranty (Instructions Included)

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By Kim Monson

At the same time last summer when I discovered that a second water heater had sprung a leak in my laundry room, I also found myself crossing a threshold few homeowners would dare to even think about traversing. On their own, that is. From a female homeowner's perspective, I also realized that what I did might cause a few homeowners to grow a little jealous. Nevertheless, my hope is that I might inspire and encourage everyone (women especially) to do the same thing. That is, conquer your fears and doubts and do the work yourself.

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Don't Be a Dummy

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by Kevin McColley

Does this look like a self-portrait? If so, then you are a dummy.

 

 

What a Dummy Is.

What a Dummy Isn't.

Why You Shouldn't be a Dummy.

Things Dummies Do.

How to Avoid Being a Dummy.

 

 

 

 

 

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illustration credit: The Tea-Party Tribune

 

Walt Whitman's "America" Today

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By Matt Bruflodt

Walt Whitman is the old grandfather of the young American canon of poetry. His perverse, sensual, and meandering style made him controversial in his own time, but Leaves of Grass has become a seminal work of American literature. But more than that, Whitman is considered by many to be the greatest American poet for the reason that he truly loved America at a time when the country was ripe with political turmoil and moral and existential angst. Whitman believed in the idea of America, its possibility in its vastness, its culmination of free bodies and free minds on the land.

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Fantasy Hockey: Who Shined in the Shortened Season?

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One member of the Bruins left a sour taste in the mouths of his fantasy owners.By Jake Ford

This year's fantasy hockey season was a short one, but we'll take it based on how the prospects looked before the turn of the calendar. The 2012-2013 NHL year could be an outlier for players moving forward because of the circumstances regarding the length (48 games), but it's time to evaluate the value of some of the bigger names in fantasy and maybe show a couple highlights (or lowlights) from the season. We'll give them an A-F letter grade based on value. So a really good player that puts up a lot of points isn't necessarily going to get an A because he was probably picked high in your draft. We'll break it all down to steals, busts, and players that were affected by injury.

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Disney Princesses

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By Anna Hamann

I am the mother of two quirky little science fiction-watching nuts.  There is not a lot of princess paraphernalia or glitter in my life.  This might be why I was unprepared for the miniature princess invasion of Green Mill one night a couple of years ago.

We had decided to go out to eat as a family. To settle an argument between my kids about whether we should eat pizza or chicken strips and french fries, we went to the Green Mill, where both pizza and chicken strips are on the menu.  We were about halfway through our meal when all of a sudden we were surrounded by little pink, purple, sparkling princesses.  Some dancing, some crying, some with runny noses, some with jeans and tennis shoes under their ball gowns, but all of them shrieking.  Shrieking at the tops of their lungs.  At first I thought they were upset.  When my kids make noises that high-pitched and loud, blood and gore and possible broken bones are generally the cause of it.  It took me a few minutes to realize these noises were shrieks of joy.  My youngest son was looking around in fascination, while his dad and brother had their ears covered and a look of horror upon their faces.

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Anime Convention, Anime Detour

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Anime Detour 2013
by Yami Blanford


What is Anime and Manga?
Since I was a kid I've always had my eyes glued on the television watching cartoons. Well, "cartoons". I've always been someone drawn more towards anime, a type of animated film drawn and written in Japan (and later dubbed into English) that is wrongly classified under cartoon. When children in the 90's were watching Ah! Real Monsters and Rugrats, I was watching Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon and Digimon. There appeared to be a little more sophistication with anime than with children's cartoon. I wanted real plot with danger and excitement. I wanted to be in the passenger seat, experiencing the ups and downs along with my favorite characters.

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First World Problems

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By Erika Wheelhouse

How does that Ben Franklin quote go? "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do."

The other night I wore gladiator heels to the local bar here in Bemidji; it is Spring after all. Just my luck for the ground to be covered in snow by the time I started my walk home (it is only about a 5 block walk). Awesome. My feet were freezing and started burning when I finally got inside.  I know I am not the only one to experience these problems. First world problems are all around us spoiled first world inhabitants.  One time I went to move my hair straightener off the counter. I grabbed it right on the metal plate and OUCH! I guess I had left it on ALL day and my thumb paid the price.  The burn blister finally peeled from my thumb a week. Oh well, it could be worse.

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America's Lost Boys

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by Casper

As a decorated military war veteran it has easily come to my attention the disconnect between returning soldiers and those few groups that are out there to help them transition. In the move between being active in the military and discharge from service, some men and women are lost in the limbo. This may seem like such a minor national issue, but in reality this issue is of great importance. I some cases veterans returning from our current war have been known to get in legal trouble due to issues like Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Men and women like me have served in the military during war time, have lost just about everything in a sacrificial move to do what they feel is right.

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Minnesota Gardening

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By Candice Spitler

Growing up in Belleview, Florida was a paradise for me. The temperatures were constantly above forty degrees and the

vegetation bloomed even in the winter time. I remember the garden we had in the front of our lawn. It wasn't very spacious but it grew a variety of flowers. Now that I live in Bemidji, Minnesota the scenery change is consistently jolting. I had never known what snow was like or the drastic death the landscape endures annually.

I never knew that I would forget the color green or how the grass smells in the summer heat. So, every August I ingrain as much stimuli as possible. Trying to store away every smell, every sight, every feeling of summer that I can. Around February, when the grass is still buried, I can't even imagine the beauty of spring.

However, this year is different. I've always wanted to create my own garden. I've always wanted a flower garden with Bleeding Hearts, skyscraper hydrangeas and burgeoning rose bushes. I've wanted to plant peach trees for me and cherry trees for my mother. This is the year that I finally take Florida out of my heart and nurture it in the Earth.

 

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The Things I Learned In College

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By Candice Spitler

I have been in college for four years. I’m graduating from Bemidji State University on May 13, 2013. Literally, fifteen days away I will be considered a college graduate with a BFA in creative and professional writing. I’ve been thinking a lot this semester. I’ve been panicked, exhilarated, frightened, and apathetic this semester. May 10th, the last day of my college career, is looming ever closer. It’s a bittersweet, freak-out moment for me. So, in celebration I wanted to write an article that entertained and educated at the same time.

One of the first things I learned about college was pertaining to money. I made some bad decisions when it came to owning my first credit card. I didn’t pay attention to my spending and I was a thousand in the hole. It took me a whole year to pay off my debt but it made me better at saving money. Every paycheck thereafter, I transferred fifty dollars into my savings account and didn’t touch it.

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Tricks are for Rabbits, Not Retailers

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By Kim Monson

 

It seems as though American shoppers no longer need to create hand-written shopping lists based on the actual act of counting or taking inventory of their household goods and supplies. Why? Because these days there are "apps for that." Interestingly enough, some of the apps even include barcode scanners. The devices not only handle the physical act of counting, but also create databases designed to organized your items according to the layout of your specific retailer's floor plan.

Sans lists, consumers also respond to prompts from sales ads and coupon flyers; those you find in your Sunday newspapers, or spread out like kitty-litter in coupon bins just inside a store entrance. While certain coupons can obviously save you money, others beg you to waste it. By using them, you’re actually allowing yourself to fall into some remarkably crafty and well-planned merchandising traps.

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CM Punk: Is the Best in the World

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by Casper

Brooks had won his first World Heavyweight title, and he was on his way to the WWE Hall of Fame. Best in the World? Well if he is not, then he is as good and as close as it is going to get this generation. Brooks defeated John “Bradshaw” Layfield in his first title defense on Raw, the very same night he won the title.

Brooks held the World Heavyweight title for several months, up to Unforgiven when the then early version of “Legacy” (a three man group) attacked him backstage and he was forced to forfeit the title. Although he was afforded a rematch for the title won by Chris Jericho, he was unable to regain the title in the steel cage match.

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TIO Vol 2 - Number 2

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April 2013: Journeys Out and Home Sweet Home

Heading out

On the home front

 

State(s) of Hockey

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by Jake Ford

When it comes to hockey in the United States, many fans will tell you that the sport is only relevant in the three M states: Minnesota, Massachusetts, and Michigan. Looking back in the country’s hockey history, you could see why.

These fans, however, haven’t realized that times are changing and, despite two National Hockey League lockouts in fewer than 10 years, the popularity of the sport is growing nationwide—you no longer have to have been introduced to the sport by playing on a pond a block away from your house in a town that is no more than five hours from the Canadian border.

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Springtime Dreams of a Minnesota Eden

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By Kim Monson

If your mailbox hasn't been buried beneath the snow during these ceaseless barrages of Minnesota spring-time blizzards, then you've likely noticed many of the seed catalogs have begun to make their annual appearances. If you're like me, however, you probably just scoffed and then tossed them into a holding bin or cabinet, seeing that, right now anyway, there doesn't seem to be any point in even thinking about gardens. Well, despite the subzero temperatures and knee-deep drifts, now is the time to start thinking about your spring and summer gardens! So go ahead, dust of the catalogs and find a comfy spot near a sunny window where you can look beyond the icy pallor and imagine a gorgeous, balmy world of color instead. Whether it seems like it or not, Spring has arrived in the Northland and it's time to start dreaming of gardens.

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Fun and ASD-Friendly Places to Visit with Your Child

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by Anna Hamann

The principal emotion experienced by autistic people is fear.
--Temple Grandin

As Tristan's mother my primary job is to make sure he socializes with people outside of his family. When he was younger I spent most of my time translating the world for him, but I have since realized the importance of teaching him how to translate for himself. He can't be completely dependent on us. We won't live forever. He needs to be comfortable with other people and other places. Comfortable with New Things.

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My Peace Corps Journey

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By Erika Wheelhouse

The Beginning

Once upon a time, I applied for the Peace Corps.  It was the summer of 2012, and I had no plans for my future except a vacant basement in my parents' home. Graduate School was not in the cards for me.  I wanted to learn through experience; not lecture.  I wanted a challenge.  I wanted to travel.  The Peace Corps involves all of that.  Plus, a change in location.  After spending the first 21 years of my life in northern MN, maybe a change wouldn't be so bad.

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